Audition Dates: Wednesday, June 8, 7 pm; Thursday, June 9, 7 pm

First Reading: June 15, 7 pm

Two cops. Three crooks. Eight doors. Go. In a cheap motel room, an embezzling mayor is supposed to meet with his female accountant, while in the room next-door, two undercover cops wait to catch the meeting on videotape. But there’s some confusion as to who’s in which room, who’s being videotaped, who’s taken the money, who’s hired a hit man, and why the accountant keeps taking off her clothes.

Characters: (all ages are guidelines only – 4 men 3 women):

  • Eric Sheridan (m): 30s.  Police officer, seasoned.  Even keel, tries (yes, “tries”) to be a good cop.  Romantically inept.
  • Billie Dwyer (f): 20s-30s.  Police officer, rookie.  Basically inept all-round, but is as eager to succeed as she is destined
  • Karen Brown (f): 30s.  Accountant.  Tries (yes, “tries”) to remain professional.  Also romantically inept, but takes her
  • Mayor Meekley (m): 50s-70s. Mayor (duh).  Lives up to his name.  Innocent with a capital I. Not very savvy, but sweet and extremely likeable.
  • Mary Meekley (f):  50s-70s.  The Mayor’s wife (duh).  Small and sweet. Seems to be the perfect match for her husband… or is she???
  • Agent Frank (m):  20s-50s.  Head of Security.  Tries (yes, “tries”) to be “film noir,”  but ends up more like the Cowardly
  • Todd (m): A professional hit man (they have no last names).  Heavy and sometimes unintelligible Scottish accent.  You won’t like him when he’s angry.

Production Dates: October 7, 8, 9, 13, 14, 15,16

Rehearsal dates andtimes TBD based on cast availability.

Auditions will be done from the script, no monologues necessary

No appointment necessary

Any questions, call Cheryl 355-6694 or email